I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
if my house was on fire i would probably run back in to save my laptop i’m not even joking
If you’re not interested in dating me you should probably stop making eye contact with me because you’re sending the wrong message







