January 2012
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Staying up til midnight for the new year is...
My parents just got my cousins to watch the ball...
Hello, mes amis →
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to say to me.
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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December 2011
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Coming to Tumblr was probably one of the best...
Word. This has been one of the only things to help me hold on to my sanity this year, and I thank you all for that.
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I know it's bad form and all in the Broadway...
but if no one makes/links me to a bootleg video of Darren in H2$, I will cry a thousand tears.
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Sharing is caring. Except with STDs, and guacamole.
– ladies and gentlemen, my best bro, Gretta
Why can’t I communicate irl with gifs? They’re just more accurate than words most of the time.
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End-of-the-year confessions? New Year's... →
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hipster-harry-potter:
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Williams-Sonoma catalog: to read or not to r---
HOLY FUCK, THIS IS AN ELECTRIC PIE MAKER
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2011 is going out with a bang of bad luck. I lost my favorite, handmade hat in Barnes and Noble at the Mall of America yesterday. It’s been nothing but lectures from my mom since I’ve been home from Galesburg. So far, it seems all these anti-depressants have done is make me gain weight by dicking around with my metabolism.
I’m stuck watching my little cousins tonight because...
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HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE
cracktastic:
peetas—pearl:
cracktastic:
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING TODAY
browse tumblr, eat, and feel guilty about all the stuff I haven’t done over the break!
but that’s the same thing we do every night pinkie
^Accurate.
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And it’s such an acting challenge to keep a straight face when she calls me a...
– Chris Colfer on Jane Lynch (via catharsises)
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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Got home from the mall yesterday, went to take a...
Woke up at 10:30 this morning.
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alifin:
kurtspenis:
fapping, wanking, poking, sausage slapping, choking the chicken, beaning, stroke the one-eyed weasel, strumming, unsheathing the meat-sabre, five knuckle shuffle, hand-to-gland combat, gerkin jerkin’, palm bangin’, ham bastin’, mrs palmer and her five daughters.
masturbating
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