This is a dumping grounds for my thoughts while riddled with insomnia, general boredom, and whatever the hell else Tumblr is used for. (Posted material may be occasionally NSFW.)

"You're just jealous because I act stupid in public and people still talk to me."

Harry Potter, Starkid, so much Darren Criss your head might explode, Glee, baking, Mika, The Office, SNL, Misfits, Sherlock, Disney, puppies, assorted childhood memories, gratuitous pictures of food, some text posts but those are a few and far between and usually depressing and/or hilarious.

I've also got a more devoted Glee blog over here since it was sort of taking over this one.

My ask box is always open, and feel free to submit anything you think I'd enjoy.
June 19th
5:18 PM
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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

5:14 PM
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sludged:

i care more about the speed of my internet than the direction of my life

by Arrested Development

minusmanhattan:

GOB reads the menu at the country club.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

meladoodle:

the quadratic formula

*war flashbacks*

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

2:57 PM
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futurewarss:

MY FAVE COMIC

futurewarss:

MY FAVE COMIC

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

2:48 PM

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ MY DAD WON TICKETS ON THE RADIO TO SEE JACK JOHNSON IN OCTOBER SO HE’S TAKING ME (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧