Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
i care more about the speed of my internet than the direction of my life
the quadratic formula
*war flashbacks*
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
2:48 PM
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ MY DAD WON TICKETS ON THE RADIO TO SEE JACK JOHNSON IN OCTOBER SO HE’S TAKING ME (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧



