This is a dumping grounds for my thoughts while riddled with insomnia, general boredom, and whatever the hell else Tumblr is used for. (Posted material may be occasionally NSFW.)

"You're just jealous because I act stupid in public and people still talk to me."

Harry Potter, Starkid, so much Darren Criss your head might explode, Glee, baking, Mika, The Office, SNL, Misfits, Sherlock, Disney, puppies, assorted childhood memories, gratuitous pictures of food, some text posts but those are a few and far between and usually depressing and/or hilarious.

I've also got a more devoted Glee blog over here since it was sort of taking over this one.

My ask box is always open, and feel free to submit anything you think I'd enjoy.

September 3rd
1:50 AM
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"IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD."
—  it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)
1:01 AM
i love it so much i can’t wait for the next season! i should watch again cause i forgot some of it…

it’s at least 37x better than i expected it to be. do you know when the next season starts??

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

12:50 AM

YES UGH WTF WAS THE ENDING OF THE LAST EP IM GONNA DIE

ask-gallows-callibrator:

jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

best. cosplay. ever. in or outside a job 

ask-gallows-callibrator:

jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

best. 
cosplay. 
ever. 
in or outside a job 

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

image

The second eye:

image

i have never seen a more accurate post

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

fudgeflies:

This is pretty much how I sum up Snape apologists.

fudgeflies:

This is pretty much how I sum up Snape apologists.

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

12:15 AM
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itsabirditsaplaneitsaredhead:

I can’t wait till “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” #2 comes to the big screen.

I’mma go see it with my dad. We quote that shit D A I L Y.

itsabirditsaplaneitsaredhead:

I can’t wait till “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” #2 comes to the big screen.

I’mma go see it with my dad. We quote that shit D A I L Y.

JK Rowling’s and Evanna Lynch’s twitter conversation

September 2nd
11:48 PM
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whyisstuffsoawesome:

SO MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING THAT CAME OUT IN 2002 IS GONNA HAVE A SEQUEL

11:46 PM

there’s only 8 eps in the first season of faking it????

j0ye:

dale